Card - Birthday: Stupid Shit
Actually the most perfect card for pretty much anyone because we've all done some sketchy ass shit that could have gotten us murdered/killed.
*THE DEETS *
* Card reads, “You've done some pretty stupid shit so I'm glad you're still alive.”
* Blank inside
* 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
* Printed on 110# heavy card stock