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Near Modern Disaster NMD Stickers
Fun vinyl stickers that you can place on just about anything!
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NMD Stickers
$3.00
Near Modern Disaster Magnet - Just Order Pizza
Keep it real and just go ahead and order pizza.
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Magnet - Just Order Pizza
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Card - Blank: Please Don't Leave Me Moving Boxes
I may or may not be hiding in one of these moving boxes.
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Card - Blank: Please Don't Leave Me Moving Boxes
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Card - Love: What I Did To Deserve You
Please remind me so I can keep it up.
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Card - Love: What I Did To Deserve You
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Magnet - What the Fucculent
What the fuc-culent?!
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Magnet - What the Fucculent
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Magnet - This Will Be Our Year
This year will be our year! Or the next..
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Magnet - This Will Be Our Year
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Enamel Pin - Out of Your League
Totally out of your league. Like baseball. Get it?
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Enamel Pin - Out of Your League
$10.00
Near Modern Disaster Enamel Pin - Coffee Is My Spirit Animal
1" hard enamel pin. Packaged on a small card backer.
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Enamel Pin - Coffee Is My Spirit Animal
$10.00
Near Modern Disaster Enamel Pin - Booze Heart
Booze has my heart.. and my liver.
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Enamel Pin - Booze Heart
$10.00
Near Modern Disaster Enamel Pin - Not Interested
Just not interested.
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Enamel Pin - Not Interested
$10.00
Near Modern Disaster Mini Card - Thanks: A Little Thank You
A little thank you. Literally. This card is only 3.5 x 2.5.
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Mini Card - Thanks: A Little Thank You
$2.50
Near Modern Disaster Mini Card - Blank: Rainbow Hearts
More rainbow hearts but on a smaller card.
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Mini Card - Blank: Rainbow Hearts
$2.50
Near Modern Disaster Mini Card - Blank: Magical Unicorn
You are a goddamn magical unicorn!
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Mini Card - Blank: Magical Unicorn
$2.50
Near Modern Disaster Card - Blank: Not Asking Me To Help You Move
If you can afford to move, you can afford to hire movers. I said what I said.
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Card - Blank: Not Asking Me To Help You Move
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Card - Blank: You Bought a House Wreath
You a bought a house! Not jealous at all...
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Card - Blank: You Bought a House Wreath
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Card - Blank: Remember Going Places?
Remember going places? Me neither.
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Card - Blank: Remember Going Places?
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Card - Blank: Run To You In Slow Motion
Dramatic? Maybe.
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Card - Blank: Run To You In Slow Motion
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Card - Blank: Rainbow Hearts
A blank card with rainbow hearts. Perfect for literally anything.
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Card - Blank: Rainbow Hearts
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Card - Blank: One Lucky Kid (Adoption)
That's one lucky kid! Congrats on your adoption.
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Card - Blank: One Lucky Kid (Adoption)
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Card - Birthday: Still Alive
Still kicking!
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Card - Birthday: Still Alive
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Card - Love: Love Is In The Air
Love is in the air.. YUCK.
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Card - Love: Love Is In The Air
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Card - Love: You Make Me Feel So Many Feelings
So many feelings..
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Card - Love: You Make Me Feel So Many Feelings
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Card - Love: So Glad You Exist
I'm so glad you exist.
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Card - Love: So Glad You Exist
$5.00
Near Modern Disaster Card - Birthday: You Are Old Ballons
You are in fact old. Just a reminder.
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Card - Birthday: You Are Old Ballons
$5.00